Monday, February 06, 2006

Top 5 reasons why M is definitely a corporate spy:

5) Favorite show is "Alias" - this one speaks for itself
4) Lots of friends with the same name, who are either spys themselves, or work at Starbucks - can we say transference everyone?
3) Constantly picks fight with boss over such meaningless things as being called a hippo, being "made fun of" for singing lower than the affable Barry White, etc.... - classic case of subversion here; trying to divide the ranks
2)
Unhealthy obsession with Starbucks - she wears Starbuck's shirts *under* her uniform for crying out loud!
1) Derisive comments about chinamen while at work - obviously an attempt to alienate our thriving chinese customer base....

4 Comments:

At Tuesday, February 07, 2006 12:02:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't think of anyone like that.

 
At Tuesday, February 07, 2006 12:04:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This from John: It's kinda funny. I hopped on from a blog that conducts "serious" analysis of national politics, that more or less accuses certain members of the ruling class of more or less these same tactics.

M, do you really wear Starbuck's T-shirts under your work gear?

 
At Tuesday, February 07, 2006 6:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

she would wear them outside of her uniform if she could, but that runs the risk of the treasured shirt getting dirty.

 
At Saturday, February 11, 2006 12:21:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey now, Mr. Paul.... There is NOTHING wrong with Alias. AND, I think that the only reason why one would write a post about someone else being a corporate spy is to take the attention off of oneself.... hmmmm.....makes one think, does it not?

 

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